The Italian Job

Howard Stern is continuing with this bit about he and Beth traveling to Italy this summer with Jimmy Kimmel and his wife and they normally connect in the summertime anyway because both are canned from their regular shows by their networks and both are irritating creeps no one can stand but we are stuck with. 

Jennifer Witz has been stuck with Stern for too long and now furloughs Howard each summer for three years and counting and Jimmy's been dumped off his late night talk show about the same length of time but they don't just play reruns like with the Stern show that has a backlog of useless tapes that the company wants to try to get some dough out of and stop Howard from making new shows and adding to the stockpile of useless content.

But with Kimmel, the network gets guest hosts hoping to boost ratings for that flailing show with producers locked into a very long and overpriced and undervalued contract. All they can hope for is what Sirius can hope for is that somehow these aged wildcards will commit a contract violation or become a felon like Beth Ostrosky's dentist dad Bob who was forced to surrender his license to the Dental Board in PA.

Beth Fans remember that Howard had issues with paternity and brought this up a few times on his satellite radio show, most recently Beth O's mother was pressuring Howard to take a DNA test and bought the kit and kaboodle. Insiders insist it was to once and for all establish whether he is Noel's baby daddy or not with Howard for many years saying he was half-Italian mimicking his mother who did it back in the day because she said Jewish people were discriminated against so she would tell the kids she was half-Italian and Howard repeated it. Yeah, this whole family is filled with unoriginal bits and unfunny banter.

Let's rehash the cross-eyed elephant in the room. Howard brought up paternity testing during his 3-18-24 satellite radio show and this blogger brought up the paternity of Beth's alleged daughter, Noel Clare Ostrosky. Here are excerpts from that blog entry:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2024/03/muggles-musgraves-gets-sirius-with-stern.html

Then we've got Beth's mother Judy pressuring Howard to do a DNA test and this blogger wondered if it was to once and for all prove the paternity of Noel Clare Ostrosky:

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2024/04/stern-wants-witz-to-fund-european.html

Here's Today's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

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